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Anastasia is a virgin and Christian Grey is the man who “pops her cherry” so to speak. Do her actions and openness to what Christian Grey offers make her a believable virgin? Think about your first time, how would you describe it? Would you want to be in Anastasia’s shoes and be with experienced Christian Grey for your first time instead?
JESSICA’S ANSWER: I think Ana was just so naive and trusted Christian completely which ultimately lead to her allowing him to do anything to her. If you trust someone you know they only have your best interest at heart and, well, Christian certainly showed Ana a few orgasms at a time. I wasn’t truly convinced that Ana was a virgin, she really never said no to Christian and allowed him to use her body as he saw fit. My first time… hhhmm… I think it is fun to experience new things together in a relationship. Whether you are a virgin or promiscuous any person you have a sexual encounter with is new and refreshing, learning their moves and what they like. You may not know what you are doing as a virgin but an expert doesn’t know the other persons body and everyone responds differently to different situations.
SARAH’S ANSWER: I think Ana is a virgin but is so caught up under Christians’ spell she’s willing to do anything for him and to be with him. Although I’m not convinced she’s a blow job virgin cause seriously who is an expert on their first time and “deep throats” she’s a blow job whore from way back. As for my 1st time I’d rather have lost it with someone with experience, I still cringe at my first time. Both of us virgins, no idea what the hell we were doing. In fact I was just having a giggle to myself about it. How embarrassing!!! I would love for someone to make me orgasm on my 1st time or 6 as Ana has. IT’S JUST NOT FAIR
What do you think? Was Ana a believable virgin?
JESSICA’S ANSWER: In all honesty I found it confronting. I think I live in a bubble. I really didn’t know that this kind of “kinky fuckery” actually existed. In saying that it was confronting I actually found myself aroused whilst reading some scenes. DEFINITELY not the whipping, or when Ana is hurt. I did like the idea of having music played in your ears while your blind folded so you aren’t actually concentrating on what your partner is doing, your body just responds. I really squirmed with the whole dominating aspect. I just don’t understand how someone would WANT to and ALLOW their partner to dominate them. I feel that sex is an intimate and mutually satisfying expression of love (most of the time).
SARAH’S ANSWER: I found the whole thing erotic. I love a man in charge and knows what to do. Some of the things I cringed at and thought no way would I EVER try that, for example, I wouldn’t try anal because that is for stuff coming out not going in. I did try it once and it was an EPIC FAIL so I guess that has turned me off. Also I would never get anyone else to wash my equipment, I can’t believe Gail washes theirs eeeewwww. But after some thought I think I would like to experience some of the other scenes. Parts I found amusing was Ana giving the best 1st head job ever lol. These things take years of practice haha
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We thought we would start doing some Q&A about Fifty Shades of Grey. We will give our opinion on some questions about the Trilogy.
Here is the first question:
When Anastasia Steele first meets Christian Grey at the interview, he is flirting with her. Is this appropriate for a man of his power or is he abusing his power? Is flirting harmless? What are appropriate flirting signals and inappropriate ones?
JESSICA’S ANSWER: The first meeting was an interview for a newspaper article. Christian doesn’t flirt with Ana, it was more a fluffing of feathers to prove to her that he was a man of power and liked to possess it. During the interview Ana questions Christian: “Do you feel that you have immense power?” (pg 15) he answers if he were to simply lose interest in telecommunications 20,000 people would lose their jobs. Ana then asks if he has a board to answer to. “I own my company. I don’t have to answer to a board” Comments like these lead the reader to believe he yields a lot of power and relishes in it. I don’t think Christian flirts with Ana at all in their first meeting, but the impression that he leaves on her is that he loves power, ownership and possession. I think Ana was just flustered by Christian’s self confidence and poise which she clearly lacks. Ana also isn’t experienced in the dating world and having a good looking, charming, rich man in front of her, rattles her cage – especially his long fingers.
SARAH’S ANSWER: I agree with Jess. Christian was annoyed at her clumsiness and I think showing his power and determination it scared her and this excited him into thinking she’d make a great submissive. So he rials her up with abrupt answers to see how she’d react. I think flirting is part of everyday social human contact. I think it’s fine as long as your don’t cross any boundaries and hurt people’s feelings.
We would love to hear your answers to this question, so please feel free to comment. We will be having more of these so stay tuned.
There is a lot of hype circulating that Ryan Guzman should play Christian Grey in the movie adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L James. Here are some pics of Ryan Guzman, what do you think? Is he your Christian Grey?
Ryan Guzman has recently played the lead role in Step Up 4 – Revolution. Guzman is an upcoming actor which means he could fill the role of Christian Grey well, with fans not linking him to other major movie roles.
One of our followers has been busy. We are so grateful that she has put her body on the line for research for our site (it sounds like she didn’t mind). Thank you. Here is Miss Horny’s findings.
My name is Miss Horny and I have just finished reading the trilogy. After reading the first book, Fifty Shades of Grey I was intrigued as to how many times Mr Grey used the “foil packs” so I thought I would road test them with my partner Mr Hung. Yes, he is an Aussie and God wasn’t at lunch the day Mr Hung entered this world. I always judge a mans size by his hands… if they have BIG hands they would have to be large enough to handle themselves. I’m getting off the subject, so Mr Hung and I have never had a drought in the bedroom and haven’t really used the “foil packs” so we brought a few different packs and here is my report on the Rubber.
First foil to be unwrapped was a stock standard no frills rubber. I don’t like to use rubbers and this one proved why, it did nothing to enhance the experience but I was still screaming with Mr Hung. Our neighbours must either really get sick of hearing us or get in the mood… if you know what I’m saying. We have yet to experience a knock at the door to ask us to keep it down, broomstick banging on the ceiling or stop banging the walls. So foil 1 nothing special here.
Second foil was Flavoured. To start with, I’m not entirely sure why you would need a flavoured rubber, but we road tested them anyway. Banana first – when the foil was cracked there was an overwhelming punch of banana scent in the room but let me say this, they don’t taste like any banana’s I’ve ever had, seriously the manufactures need to do some more marketing on those ones or actually taste a banana and stop sniffing chemicals. These were very bad banana’s and I wont be going back to that tree again. Moving on to the Strawberry ones, well same thing, Lots of scent but the taste eewwww. Yes, I know that they aren’t lollipops but if you are going to be using them like lollipops maybe they need to taste better. Poor Mr Hung!
Third foil now ladies hold on to the bed post for this one. Dotted Rubbers. Whilst Mr Hung was getting his rhythm I was thinking well well well this is new!! The sensation was out of this world, I was holding on for dear life as my head was exploding like a cartoon kettle blowing its top on a stove. Next was the spots in my eyes holy hell can I keep going?? I hooked my feet into Mr Hung’s hips and pushed him out. He was shocked, “what are you doing” I replied “wow that was new. Just let me catch my breath and we can go round 2″… after a few deep breaths the spots in my eyes stopped and DING. DING. the bell rang. Round 2 was underway. Second time around was equally as good if not better. My toes hurt from curling, I think I had internal chaffing but I didn’t want to stop. This was just as mind blowing and after I literally could not move a muscle. Not even to open my eyes. These are now a regular purchase in our shopping basket.
Fourth foil – Ribbed. The sensation is like going over speed humps that are close together.. bump bump bump up down up down, yeeehhhaaaaahhhhh drive faster and the ride is much better. They weren’t as good as the dotted but, would receive a Silver medal.
Fifth and final foil is a Naked. I’m not sure who or what is testing these out or what the testing process is but this was the worst of them all. It was just like a slippery dip, or maybe I was just too excited I’m not sure what the hell happened but I wouldn’t recommend them. But hey don’t just take my word for it. I think I orgasm when I sneeze. Imagine sneezing 3 in a row and you have a multiple, now that would be something.
So to sum up my Rubber Road Test, a big shout out for the Dotted Rubber.. a big hell no for the Naked and the Ribbed is a middle of the road engine rev’er.
Wow, now that was interesting. Thanks Miss Horny for sending this in, we would love to hear from you if you have had any good or bad experiences or would like to recommend something to spice up our bedroom. Please email either email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org .
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Continuing on from Part 1 of our interview with Mistress Anna, we were explaining that Mistress Anna has her own limits, which means that she will not incorporate certain role play in her sessions. These hard limits consist of:
Incest Play - in which individuals recreate and sexualize roles within a family
Infantile Play- can be a sexual fetish for some that involves role-playing a regression to an infant-like state. Behaviors may include drinking from a bottle or wearing diapers or suckling at womans breasts. Individuals may engage in gentle and nurturing experiences (an adult who only engages in infantilistic play is known as an adult baby).
Scat play -an absorbing interest in feces or filth, particularly a paraphilia in which sexual arousal or activity is linked to feces or Brown Showers (Scat) - The practice of play involving a fetish for including human (or animal) feces. Although this type of play can be safe if done correctly, it is not recommended for those faint of heart!
For us “burb mums these descriptions AND that they are actually role played was a massive eye opener for us. WOW these acts of play actually turn folks on… Well what ever floats your boat. So we had to find out what was the most popular acts Mistress Anna was asked to perform from her BDSM Menu and the answer was Anal Play and golden showers. “What on earth are they?” We hear you ask, well:
Anal Play - This is generally play where the anus may be penetrated with either beads, ice, dildos, anal plugs, penis, or fist. Rimming the anus with a finger or toys stimulates the nerves which can create a more intense orgasm. Inserting and playing with one’s prostrate gland (males) will cause increased orgasm.
Golden Showers - Play which involves urinating on one’s submissive or vice versa. Read the rest of this entry
So this afternoon I finally plucked up the courage to try out my new toy that I purchased a few weeks back. I must admit, I was very excited, cause I thought what a better way to make school pickup, dinner, bath time and bedtime routine a little bit different.
So after making sure no one was around, I locked myself in the bathroom and took a deep breath. ”Wow that easier than I thought.” Or maybe after 3 kids it was to easy. At first it kinda felt like I’d inserted a tampon the wrong way and after doing a few hip twists like I was in a hula hoop, I was on my way.
Hmmm, what to do and where to go? Oh that’s right! A glass of water, just like Ana was asked to get by our beloved Christian. So I walk out and don’t feel much (I can actually feel the weight of the balls, but I’ve been told that they move around inside you), so I do a bit of a dance towards the sink to get them to jiggle, still no go….What the hell is wrong with my balls???
Maybe they need to mould to my body, so off I go to tidy my bedroom, I bend and stretch and squat (hoping they wouldn’t fall out) and all I can feel is a really uncomfortable tampon. So I’m getting cranky at this stage…damn it I want to be like Ana and blow till I collapse.
Right what can I do next? Oh I’ll sit and watch a bit of TV, thinking that a different angle might do something. I sit, nope cant feel anything, I rock my hips….nope nothing.
God damn it, I was hoping to be winking and sliding my tongue against my lips to my husband or even a neighbour if they are looking in by this stage.
OK lets go pick up the kids from day care, the bumpy car ride might get me going, I am starting to get a weighted pain (like Ana felt at the ball) and I’m thinking…”please god let this be it, please god let me have some fun” and I can sense them starting to play ball in there and a twinge of happiness comes over me.
Now is the time that I inform my husband in the car that I’m doing some research and have in fact swallowed the balls. I have never seen a man laugh so hard in his life…”you have them now in you?” “yes, why is this funny?” “cause you do the wildest things at the stupidest times, do you realise what we have to go home and do?” Yes not the best time to be starting a project, but I did think it would make my night more interesting.
Needless to say, that after making dinner, bathing children and doing homework, I’ve actually forgot that they were in (probably cause I shot 3 kids out of there, I might actually need bigger balls with spikes on them).
After 4 hours of play it was time to hang them up and say good bye until another time. Hopefully with a more happy ending. It was good to try something different, I wouldn’t rave about them, but then again I may not have done them properly.
Written by Anon.
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